JE SUIS PREST, BITCHES


vileharpy:

yeah i admit i’m not exactly a practicing bisexual anymore…i pretty much only go to services on the high holidays…i slept in on freddie mercury’s birthday…i don’t even think i can name three david bowie albums anymore

cinnasownmockingjay:

I learned to hold my tongue and to turn my features into an indifferent mask.

theheirsofdurin:

Winter Soldier + bionic arm

❝ The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed. ❞
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Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

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ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

Met a hot guy who’s covered in geeky tattoos and is also a firefighter and single and kind of into me and I don’t understand. Why is he single? How did that happen? 

carltonpeppers:

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#THE THIRD ONE I WAS DYING I HAVE ASCENDED THIS MORTAL COIL#outlander#YO MAN THE NATURAL RAPPORT THEY HAVE AND HOW EASILY THEY JUST GET EACH OTHER#IT’S UNREAL#and like when claire was like ‘i was jealous… but not like that’#YES LIKE THAT CLAIRE#DON’T LIE TO ME#DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF#YOU WANT TO CLIMB THAT SHIT AND THEN SPELUNK BACK DOWN AGAIN#i love how sam just like acts every scene like ‘okay just do everything like claire is the sun and you revolve around her’#’hey jamie let’s free this kid that’s been nailed to the pillory’ ‘ok claire!!’#’hey jamie let’s go hang out in a haunted evil church’ ‘sure claire!’#’hey jamie let’s rob a bank’ ‘what a great idea claire!! i love spending time with u’#when claire was shaking her head like ‘man dont want to tell geillis i’m a time traveler’ you can SEE jamie’s ears perk up#SHE NEEDS ME.#I CAN DO THIS.#I WILL SAVE YOU#LOVE ME

outlander-starz:

requested by greeneyedmelissaaplacebythewater + swellmorning 

fixed the second gif thanks marie

arduousequinox:

tsundaenerys:

game of thrones hogwarts au

jon snow puts on the sorting hat

“ahh, you must be ned stark’s bastard”

Why do you still have a phone with a cord on the wall?
How did you know it was me?

"I truly believe Father Bain would have preferred that boy die than me save him.”

"Aye. I don’t doubt that. A man’s beliefs are how he makes sense of life, and if you take that away, what do you have left? Is it so different where you come from?"

"In that regard, I suppose not."

those fillies can be dangerous

mrpond