JE SUIS PREST, BITCHES
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
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It whispers, I can find you. I can reach you. Perhaps I am watching you right now.